Nmelynasis suri's burn book blogs

Suri was carrying pink bow backpack by kate spade nyc. Just because you dont have a ferragamo handbag doesnt mean you can behave like a child. I used to read it during slow days at work and try to silently laugh at my desk without looking like a lunatic. These burns were brought to you by allie hagan, the creator of suris burn book. The blog has generated a lot of attention, as well as a book deal for hagan, who works fulltime as a d. Allie hagans hysterical tumblr is now an official burn book, and it does not disappoint. Written from the viewpoint of a very opinionated suri cruise or at least a really funny lady who works at a consulting firm in dc by day and blogs by night. She is hilarious her blog is the one website on the internet where ive read every post, and then gone back and reread the entire thing.

Suris burn book, a popular spoof blog using the imagined spoiled and sarcastic voice of tom cruise and katie holmes daughter, has now been released as a book. The media culture surrounding celeb kids is horrible, but suris burn book doesnt create a valuable critique of that. Hagans suri is a pampered, haughty, and razorsharp wit who revels in dishing out fashion critiques to her fellow celebrity offspring. Suri was wearing black doll dress with lace collar aw17 by bonpoint first seen on january 7th 2018 and superstar sneakers in whitepink by adidas. Welldressed commentary from hollywoods little sweetheart. Suri cruise spotted walking home after a sporting event with katie. Suris burn book is probably the funniest thing circulating on the blog world at the moment. This years installment has slightly less fashion complaint and slightly more despair at the character flaws the rest of humanity aside from kiernan shipka share. I didnt write about mariah careys twins during nick cannons health scare, and i dont write about heidi and seals kids nearly as often as i did before the breakup. Fanpage of the suri burn book a study of suri and the people who disappoint her. See more ideas about celebrity kids, celebrities and katie holmes. Suri s burn book is frivolous and sarcastic two words i wouldnt want to associate with the actual struggles that kids face.

Hagan, a 25yearold policy consultant in washington, is the author behind suris burn book, a blog written in the imagined voice of tom cruise and katie holmess daughter. Suris snarky and clever wit will cover everything celeb obsessed, from celebrity culture and fashion mistakes to celebs who are annoying pregnant. I updated the suris burn book homage twitter that i started last holiday season. The sixyearold is painted as sharpwitted and styleobsessed in the blog by allie hagan. I liked waiting long periods between reads because a good binge. Based on the popular blog of the same name, suris burn book is told from the harsh yet clever perspective of suri cruise, tom cruise and katie holmes fiveyearold daughterand one of the youngest fashionistas in america today. External image external imageexternal imageexternal image email suri at surisburnbook atgmaildotcom most popular. Suris burn boo k retweeted kiernan shipka suris burn boo k.